Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Forgotten Tales

Everyone knows the Tales of The Three Musketeers... Some middle aged guys dressed in Capes stealing Zorro's moves and being a bit gay for their King.. roaming the fields, riding horses with no pants on, shaving the faces of Royalty locked in cupboards for 25 know - usual Musketeer Stuff.

What I want to talk about is the forgotten tales of the Musketeers.. specifically the story of D'Artagnon skanky sister... Fanion.

What do you say about Fanion.. the story goes that she looks like an Onion and smells like a Fanny.


Skankin up it Old Skool.

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