Everyone is having babies right now. Having Babies. Making Babies. Planning Babies.
Someone I know had a baby yesterday whom she named "starr".. good work! Should I donate some money now for her breast surgery and plane ticket to the trailer park to be a Born-Again Christian, stripper pornstar. Seriously, what kind of name is that.
I have a baby too.
I birthed him into my apple juice this morning.
Look how cute he is!! With his no legs floating around two bubbles for eyeballs cuteness!
I think he could have a career as a ghoul if they were ever to do another Ghostbusters movie.
Oh god I'm a stage mother!!!!!!!