My legs have finally peeled, despite being covered in moisturiser 24-7.... and when they did I was at work, so I did what any sane person would do...
I covered my computer in shin-skin
Then I went around and put my skin on the one person at work who has a nail/hair and skin phobia, on their computer and phone. I heard the screams for miles. The screaming continued when I said I was gonna eat my skin on toast (with honey!)
Now I have my skin in a bag.. bound to come in handy later.
At least I know i'll be cloned in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Who wants to smoke my skin??