Thursday, August 26, 2010

My Ideas Book

Ideas Book COPYRIGHT Me.

Ideas that will make me millions. If I see these products in the future I will smash your face in.

Find My Shit.

Where is my shit?? you will be thanking me when you can find your phone and keys before you leave the house in a rush. Marketed towards OCD types. £12.

Effervescent Coke Tablets to solve world hunger.

Needed 1x Scientist.

Q: do the hippos in the wilderness safari want all their lakes turned to Fanta? who cares. I am rich.

Any pretentious print campaign has Uma Thurman in it. I can just hear her wispy voice now "anusair"

Needed: 1 x airline

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