Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Not Happy: Future

Today is the day that Marty McFly went into the Future


HOVERBOARDS!!!!!!!!! where are you?
Thumbprint locks, would make getting into my house sooooo much easier.
Digital windows that you can change the view out of... trees shmees, a bit of mexican sunset would do nicely right now
Uncrappy video calls with perfect streaming - i would also go with perfect regular phone calls without cutting out
JAWS 3 Billion - why stop after Jaws the Revenge??? we were finally getting somewhere, unless Jaws ate Michael Caine?? i cant remember. i remember he had a fondness for eating helicopters so why wasn't this explored more??
80's Cafe's with bike machines in them!! with that creepy Max Headroom who takes your orders.
Jackets that magically fit and dry themselves. so handy.

The future is here, and it is sooooo not what Steven Spielberg led us to believe would happen.

You stink NOW.

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