I'm kinda in charge of some stuff at work. Which is fun, because responsibility = opportunities to send out jokes about said responsibilties.
Today I made up this joke about our broke ass internet and I think its genius... even though noone else has responded.. and I haven't been fired either, so it's hard to tell what the group consensus is.
"Our Internet is broken. The bad news is that it goes down more than Tiger Woods.. the good news is that when it does go down it doesn't go down for long.. like Tiger Woods"
I was going to say "when it does go down it doesn't go down for long... like Mark" but that might be crossing a weird line. Besides, I don't need someone down there all night. I have things to do.