I am not a germo-phobe per se. I don't go around licking handrails on the tube, but I don't walk around in a space suit either. What I do find quite disgusting though is when someone else uses intimate items of mine before I do.
ie: Towels & Toothbrush.
It is NOT NICE to get out of the shower and pick up your towel to find that it is already wet and used. Gross. and yeah I know that when you get out of the shower you are clean.. BUT you are still flossing your ass with that thing, putting your ballhair and dick germs all over my nice pristine towel... (oh yeah, i'm talking about my other half here) Not Happy.
So basically Mark has been using a 'training towel' because he is too stupid to remember that MY towel goes on the door, HIS towel goes on the rack. Door/Rack.. not that hard. He's been on the training towel now for about 2 weeks. The training towel being our crappy green towel that we would usually dry the cat with after giving him a bath. Ah well - you learn. He was promoted up to regular towel only yesterday.. so it is with great disdain that I find he has also been using my toothbrush.
I can't describe how gross I find this. Yes I realise that it's my husband's mouth and not some toothless dicksucking hobo using my toothbrush, but still. That's a private domain. Who knows what disgusting things you are getting up to during the night. Sleep Eating, Sleep Drinking, Sleep Cock-Smoking.......... Whatever you get up to!!!! Can't you tell the difference between my toothbrush and yours!! Do I have to get a training toothbrush now?? or should I start hiding and dividing all my things in a secret cupboard so you aren't getting up before me and sticking my tampons in your butt, or wearing my undies to ride to work in and stenching it up with your ballsweat!!!!! IS this what my life has come to!!!!!!!!
My DNA will never be the same again.
it's not just me is it??!?!