Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Measurement of Coldness

You know how cold today was: Dicksuckingly Cold.

I say this because that is the only way I can describe how cold it is so you get the full picture of the coldness. I don't know about you, but I have really sensitive teeth, and no matter how much sensodyne I use, I still can't eat cold things, and just thinking about eating something cold makes my front teeth hurt.

So today when I left home I noticed after awhile that my teeth were hurting, well my friends that would be because it was dicksuckingly cold.

- 1 degrees

Now i've rugged up to the best of my ability, and I'm actually feeling quite cosy and somewhat over-heated to be honest, except my goddam teeth are freezing.

There really isn't anything you can do if it's so cold your teeth are freezing, so I did the only thing I could do.. I walked around with cock-sucking face to keep my front incisors from freezing up and falling out.


What?!? What choice do I have until some genius makes me a toasty warmer tooth beanie?? the only way to stay warm teeth-wise, is to curl those lips over your teeth and try to breathe through your nose...much like the lady above is doing.

No wonder people were giving me the side-eye. Lucky I was walking around Soho which is the cocksuckingest capital of London so noone would have noticed anything too out of the ordinary.

6 comments:

! said...

A porn warning for people reading their blog feeds at work would have been nice!

Rach said...

you should know what to expect by now. read at your own risk, for out of the blue porn and really banal crap.

suze2000 said...

Why not just wrap your scarf around your face to cover your mouth?

tropical times said...

Small weiners!! who has blog feeds, sounds like something for people with weird diseases!!!
remember balaclavas , maybe this is the place for sales. ; - ]xx

Uncle waynes' birthday was today 2nd dec.

Anonymous said...

Neck warmer. Slightly more useable for teeth covering purposes than a scarf.

And those are nice looking cocks.

etoilee8 said...

One stole the words out of my mouth. Thank god I wasn't reading this at work.