Ok, so you know how a lot of amazing things come to people whilst they are sleeping? ie: lyrics to great songs/inventions... well I had a dream about a new appliance that is going to change the world...
I call it... The BACON MAKER
Essentially: picture a machine that is a hybrid juicer/microwave contraption... uncooked bacon goes into a slot (like an ATM) and then you set your Bacon Maker to how you want your bacon (well cooked/crispy as hell) and then BING comes out the other end perfecto.
Is this genius or what?? The Westinghouse Bacon Maker is gonna make me a millionaire.
If only it was the 60's when people had really useless giant appliances in their kitchens.
Is Demtel Hiring??