You know the one thing that really gets my goat re: Men/Husbands/The Y Chromosome..
It's not that they leave the seat up
It's not that they can't seem to find things right in front of their eyes
It's not that they seem incapable of normal brain function
It's that they can use half a freakin roll of toilet paper when they go the toilet.
Half a Roll!!!!!!!!! on ONE crap!!!!
It just doesn't make any sense on the (crap: paper) ratio
What the hell is wrong with your anus when you need that much TP to get the area clean??
Do you have a second anus that leaks crap out continuously?
Do you wipe yourself mid-crap?
Were you just never taught how to wipe your arse properly??
I could get by on just one square. Put me on a pedestal already.
President of the Happy Crappers Fanclub.