I truly didn't mean it to turn out this way,
I was packing my bags cos I was goin away,
And he ate the pill when I was lookin away,
I looked at his eyes and they were kinda wild,
I said I'll take you the vet if you don't mind,
I'm gonna take you to the vet yeah,
I'm gonna take you to the vet.
And Lenny's at the vet, in a yucky room,
There's a russian blue, and a pregnant baboon,
"when you coming home?"
Len I don't know when.
We'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then.