You know what's boring about parties?? being yourself. I'm sooooooo boring. I bore me. Same old shit, same job, same mundane life as everybody else... or am I?????????????
I think from now on i'm going to tell people that I meet at parties that I am ...
Baz Luhrmanns Niece
"Hi! nice to meet you, what do I do??? nothing really, i just hang around, you know.. i'm Baz Lurhmans niece.."
Prove me wrong! Prove me wrong!
It's not that hard to imagine.. he's from the country, probably has a few sisters... i could be one of those sisters children!! too easy.
"yeah we have a huge ballroom in my grandads farm.. lots of red curtains.. that giant elephant from Moulin Rouge! I don't really notice any of that stuff though these days, its just a regular day hangin out with Uncle Marky"
It's feasible...if you're an idiot.