Sunday, December 07, 2008

Dolly Doctor

Dear Dolly Doctor,

A friend of mine has a question.... so last weekend she had a huuuuge night, and went out with a girlfriend of hers who was packing cheese massively (read: hectic thrush) at the end of the night my friend passed out in the bathroom naked, blacked out, and crawled into bed with thrush-girl, and they both slept nude together till morning.

Is it possible for taco cheese to somehow crawl up someones leg onto my friends face?? Or maybe when she was passed out in the bathroom she was face down in her underpant funk and she got fungal transferrance like that?

I ask this because my friend now has this weird red patch on her face, which I think is fungal. She doesn't think its possible to get thrush on ya face, but hey them's the breaks when you're a dirty ho-bag who sleeps in the nude with your face in someone elses vagina.

Pls advise.

Not Me.. this is for a friend.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

besides having a lil cackle...

yes the answer is you can get thrush but usually it would be in your mouth...

ps, not sure about the cheese walking thing... and did you think the red rash thing could be carpet burn?

SonnyVsDan said...

perhaps more happened in that bed than you think...