Sunday, November 23, 2008

Kenicky Dies

This just in... kid dies from overspraying deoderant.

Of all the stupid ways to die.. this rates up there with one of the best... i guess it would be pretty embarrassing to be the smelly kid at school, hey I remember teasing to death this kid called steven stoker.

"steven stoker stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnkssssss!!!!!!!" we'd proudly shout from the corners of the schoolyard.

That kid didnt have a chance, not when you smell like shit everyday..(like...Poo. badly)

So I can kinda understand this kid's over-enthusiastic exuberance of having a 10 minute spray-a-thon in the bathroom...

still... rates up there highly as a dumb way to go. am I right or am I right?


Still it would be a far more less likely story for dear old Jeff Conaway, mr drug fucked deluxe.

I miss Jeff Conaway. Bring on Celebrity Rehab 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Yeah... um... 'lavish' in his use of hairsprays and deodorants... he's 12 years old, FFS, and his parents never thought to suggest that, you know, maybe he ought to use a little bit less? Or just not buy him the shit in the first place?