Sunday, November 23, 2008

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. lets just go back to this story for a second: BULLSHIT

I don't know how they do things in London, but here in sydneytown our deorderant bottles read: (in bold) do not spray near flame and some shit about it's propensity for explosiveness. Then in a much smaller font it goes on about:

intentional misuse may be harmful or fatal

and typical garb about not spraying near the eyes or face.

Let's go back to the story in the news about the kid dying in his bathroom from spraying a can of deoderant. Nowhere does it state that simply spraying the deoderant for riddance of the stench of spunk from whence the day pervails will fucking kill you.

Yeah
SPRAY THIS SHIT AND IT WILL KILL YOU!!!!!

Maybe put that in the bold, large and easy to read font on every can. It's bound to sell a million!!

What sort of fucked up advertising campaign do you come up with to combat that sort of product defective-ness?

Roll-On forever
Spray-On never

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