I knew if I persisted long enough I would find a use for the Most Annoying Song of All Time (Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl)
Lenman: I Took a Crap
I took a Crap, and I liked it.
It looked like a piece of Chocolate.
I took a crap, just to try it,
When you clean it, I hope you like it.
Thats bound for a number one spot on the ARIA charts..