Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tits McGee Wayne-Potter-Dawes

One of the great losses for The Dark Knight, was that it was missing one integral cast member.. that being Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes. The reason being, that wouldn't it have been awesome to see Katie Holmes be blown the fuck up! And even moreso, wouldn't it have been even better to see her flash her amazing tits, then get blown the fuck up. That is the one thing missing from this film that would have tipped it over the edge into "greatest movie ever made. for realz"

The best work Katie ever did was The Gift , in that she showed off her great tits, then got choked to death and dumped in a lake.

If there was an Academy Award for "great titties and death" acting, she would be a two time winner.


Well she would have been if she had done The Dark Knight, got her tits out at one of Bruce's penthouse parties, then got blown the fuck up. I don't want to see Maggie Gyllenhalls saggy bin-lids. I would like to think that there is a scene on an early draft of The Dark Knight floating around somewhere that has a "Rachel Dawes flashes The Joker her tremendous tits, then gets stabbed in the neck" scene.

In a perfect world anyway.

Dear Hollywood,
More Katie Holmes Titties and Death roles please.
Thanks!!

4 comments:

brunette said...

I too thought katie's tits were fabbo in this movie. They distracted you from the awesomeess that is Cate Blanchett, no mean feat!

Although, if Maggie's are saggy binlids these days, Katie's probably are too. Kids! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing...

Darryn said...

I remember going to see The Gift with a bunch of mates. We'd all heard about Katie's topless scene, of course. We couldn't wait. Then her character was killed in the first half hour - with no sign of tit. Then the authorities fish her naked body out of the lake, and there's a glimpse of one clammy blue corpse tit. We were like, "Fuck. Is that it?"

Thank goodness for flashbacks.

Rach said...

imagine if you'd left after seeing that blue corpse-tit..

you'd defo be on some kind of depression medication to this day.

Bedazzler said...

She looks like she's packin' and I don't mean in her bra, if you get my drift. Tits and cock, something for everyone! Hey...the whole Tom Cruise marriage thing kinda makes sense suddenly...