Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Bro's before Ho's clause

When can you invoke the 'Bro's before Ho's' friendship clause?? And is it really necessary to have a penis to do so?

I'd like to think that guys have a secret code amongst themselves like "hey come out, but leave the pussywhip where it belongs" which is code for - leave your stupid girlfriend at home. No hard feelings.. just don't bring her.

But unfortunatley, as a chick you cant say to your man friends "hey come out!!!, but not if you're gonna bring your girlfriend and sit in the corner holding her hand all night..ya fucking lameass"

Girls suck. They suck all the fun out of your mates who, once upon a time, would have been right next to you in the stripclub doing jellyshots off a midget hookers ass.. but now that he's got a girlfriend.. say goodbye to that!!!!

No i'm not jealous. I am way hotter than your pygmy girlfriend anyway, but it would be nice to be able to hang out again without 'the fun police' having a crying tantrum in the bathroom all night because you werent sitting next to her telling her that she's pretty and holding her handbag.

I guess there are two fundamentally different types of chicks.

The type that if she does have a boyfriend, chances are she doesn't seem like it. Not cos she's out slutting it up, but because she is capable of going off independently and having a good time.

Or the type that is soooo needy she turns your formerly fun friend, into a dried up prune who listens to Kasey Chambers.

Basically, if you're gonna come out, bring your fucking nuts with you.

Cashews anyone??


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