Call of Duty 4 - Review through the eyes of a girlfriend.
Wow. Is this game annoyingly stupid and pathetic or what!!! The whole game revolves around shooting other nerds who are online, and not only do you do nothing except kill people, you can plug in a stupid headset and talk to these supernerds thru the interwebs.
If these sounds annoy you: BANG BANG BOOM CRASH TING TING BOOM BANG, then this game is seriously going to hinder your relationship with a significant other.
I have never wanted to use a game to polish gravel with more, than this useless piece of crap. Of course calling said game a stupid moronic useless peice of crap will ensue in more fighting and arguments - you're probably better off just not buying it at all if you want to stay together.
Death to Call of Duty 4. Hate Hate Hate It.
And how does it rate on the stab-o-meter? (the amount of people it makes me want to stab when I have to walk through the house listening to the banging and exploding and nerd noises emanating from my tv) HIGH. Very High.