Saturday, September 01, 2007

If my life was a Porno

Last night I had a very "this could be a porno" evening....

I was walking up the stairs to my unit and saw two attractive girls sitting on the stairs eating sushi (SUSHI!! get it!.. no seriously, thats what they were eating)... and i'm like "are you guys locked out or something?" and they answer back *in dutch accents* "yes ve arr locked out.. could you pleeze help out with a number of a locksmeeth"...

So I go into my apartment and find a locksmith number and pass it on.. Then I had a shower and got into my tiny shorts and little singlet still wet-ish, when "DING DONG" the doorbell rings...

Standing on my doorstep are the two hot girls from the stairs.. "sorry to bother you, but my phone ees dead, can we borrow yours?"

This is the moment where if I was a sex crazed maniac, the Porn would have begun.. "sure come on in" wicka wicka bowm bowm wicka

Unfortunately, we didn't have a crazy lesbian 3 way, but I called them a cab, so they could get their spare keys, and we spoke about Whitey the cat that lives on the stairs, and crazy psycho man who rants and raves outside the building.

But its good to know that should I ever want to have a crazy lesbian 3-way with some hot dutch girls, the opportunity is bound to present itself again.

Wikkkehhhhhhhh

7 comments:

AJ said...

Ah yeah - total porn moment.

Yoffi said...

Wow, total total porno moment. I wish I had more "if this was a porno I'd be having hot sex right now" moments.

Steph said...

You should have said "Don't worry about a locksmith, you can share my bed tonight" Meowwwwwwwwwww!

MOIST!

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And don't forget to tell us all about it if / when you do.
Photos are always good to...

Bedazzler said...

And what did you have for dinner? A Corned Beef Sub? BOOM BOOM!

Kelly said...

The most uncomfortable 'this could be a porno' moment here:

http://thirtytwosecrets.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-you-know-me-personally-turn-away.html

Julia said...

Woo hoo!