Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Pros and Cons of a Mansion

Courtney Cox and David Arquette are selling their home, they want $33 Million.


Who wants to live in a house with THAT many windows?? What about Naked Alone Time?? What about Naked Taco Tuesday? What about Naked Thursday DVD Marathon ???

CONS:
about $20,000,000 overpriced
robes are a necessity at all times
there's probably lots of snakes in those rocks outside
hailstorm?? forget about it

PROS:
Bragging rights at how rich you are "yaaaahs I paid a cool $33 million for my pad yaaaahs"

3 comments:

Mummy B said...

what about when door to door salesman come a knocking? I'm a "keep the curtains drawn at all times" kinda gal.....incase I want to pretend I'm not home...for whatever reason.

Kelly said...

I like the fact that they are famous. Usually famous people like their privacy, right? They always complain about paparazzi and all that... but these guys advertise their personal life. Odd little couple they are. Guess they like the attention...? At least it is the honest way to go about it. Better than wanting to get famous for the attention, and then saying you hate the attention.

Steph said...

Forget that, what about the fucking stupid birds that would be bashing into the windows all the time!