Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Alarms.... fuck em

Alarms are never good. They pretty much signal something bad is happening or about to happen.
Fire Alarms, Alarm Clocks.... and my most hated of all alarms.. SECURITY ALARMS.

A recount of last night.

10pm: WEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO
11pm: WEEEEEEOOOOOOO WEEEEOOOOOOO
12am: WEEEEEEOOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOOO
1am: WEEEEEEOOOOOOO WEEEEEOOOOOO
2am: WEEEEEOOOOOOO WEEEEEOOOOOOO

At first I was like "Is that an alarm??".... Four hours later I was like "they better have stolen every fucking thing in that building"

Security Alarms are sooooooooo fucked... If a car alarm was going off out front of my house, the most I could do is ask the random person standing around the car if this is their car.... if they say yes.. well then they're not the stupidest criminals in history...

What good is an alarm that goes off for 5 hours?? There are no heroes anymore.. it's not like I hear an alarm then want to dash off and do a good deed. Fuck That..An alarm should do more than just be loud and obnoxious...

An alarm should come to life and beat the crap out of the criminals.. or vaporise their clothes and spray them with scarlet paint.. that would be more effective than WEEEEEOOOOOOO WEEEEEEOOOOOOOO for hours and hours and hours....

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Bloody hell! You'd think that they'd at least have it linked to a system that dialled a security company or whoever was in charge of the damn thing. Leaving it on is just irresponsible and annoying...