Thursday, March 29, 2007

Would you..........


Would you rather be a ZOO Otter and face the boredom of your tank everyday? OR be a WILD Otter and face the possibility of being eaten by a shark everytime you go for a swim.

Pls Discuss.
I'm going with ZOO Otter, as I am lazy, and at least they feed you everyday and you dont have to fight off other Otters, and they will probably put some Otters in of the opposite sex for you to play with. Plus who wants to see your first-born Otter become shark-bait?? bags not.

11 comments:

surfercam said...

Definitely Zoo Otter - kick back and let the fish come to me!

Jo said...

Zoo, for absolute feckin' sure. Two words: Breeding Program.

Cazzie!!! said...

Zoo Otter so I could try ecscape and play with the penguins, LOL.

Marcheline said...

Wild. Definitely wild.

I like to do stuff on my own, and let the chips fall where they may.

Even if they caught me and put me in the zoo, I'd still be the wildest freakin' otter in the joint.

I'd be the one organizing a breakout.

a giRL liKe mE said...

I'm afraid of danger and generally try to avoid it. I'd say I'd rather be a zoo otter, due to less likelihood of getting eaten and being given food on a plate... lol.

Unc said...

I am def the zoo type....laze about..free food..sleep on call..no freakin' work...female otters available without fighting for place to mount...Ah!...no 'Ring of Bright Waters' for me...anyway if my memory serves me well, didn't the free otter in that movie cop a shovel to the head by some farmer....

Unc...fountain of truth...

Sarah said...

Zoo. I'm lazy and soft, and I like the idea of having free veterinary care.

spagnpeez said...

HMM YEH, ZOO ZOO ZOO, give me a little space, buddies, sex and food on tap, and a wee roof with xtra builing material, for when u get the reaaranging vibe.

Also ultimate show off "Hey wotz that otter doing" While lying on your back with paws over eyes, Hey visitors I"m sunbaking!!


Da Wild - stress man, unless I am really big giant ugly supercat that everyones afraid of, and a motley coat so poachers aren't interested. In the jungle you gotta be boss.

Ah zoo stress free and people will call you cute constantly!!

phishez_rule said...

I'd so go the zoo otter. Otters are fun loving animals who will find entertainment from rocks. And the zoos have all kinds of enrichment programs to entertain the animals and stimulate natural behaviors.

Steph said...

Ah fuck it. I'd be the stupid one in the wild. Live fast, die young, yada, yada.

Plus, I hear the male otters on the outside are smokin HOT, not like those fat, lazy arsed ones in the zoo.

Russell Allen said...

Wild. Cos mainly, as an otter, I hate touchy feely zookeepers who reckon I'm totally stroke-able cos I'm cute and furry. Not so, I am a savage water dwelling rodent. Roar!!