Friday, March 16, 2007

Doncha Hate It When... A Country Song

Doncha hate it when, you go into your bosses office to resign, but she's all fucked up and crying cos she just found out that her brother is dying of cancer.

So you walk around her office and pretend that you were looking for paperclips, because to quit now would just be mean.......

So you drop little hints like 'i'm going for a job interview at lunchtime' and they still don't get it... so you show up for work an hour and a half late and blame it on the trains (even though you dont catch one).

So you think i'll just wait till Monday and then i'm gonna quit, cos I cant take it anymore, i'm gonna have to give out handies at Redfern station to pay my bills.

That's why Cancer sucks ass. Cancer Sucks Ass. Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!Cancerrrrrrrrrrr Suckssssssss Assssssssssssssss. *For many many many reasons.

4 comments:

soisbelle said...
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Julia said...

Gosh, that's action-packed.

Original Mel said...

You forgot your dog dying and your li'l lay-dee leaving with your truck.

Marcheline said...

I totally concur with your opinion of cancer. I just don't understand why they haven't come up with a cure yet.

- M