Thursday, February 08, 2007

PMS ... who knew??

Apparently all the hating angst I have been feeling the past 2 weeksish, have been PMS.. oopsy.

see, then thing is (WARNING: woman talk about to happen) I take the pill in monthly concessions, so I never have to have my period. Life is sweet. No bleeding, no cramps, no moods.. I can run on the beach and go skydiving all I want. Four months will go by and i'll think, hmmm maybe doing a bit of the womanly thing is in order.. but generally having a period 4 times a year is a good way to live.

My body apparently, does not think so... It has become 'immune' to the pill i think (hopefully not in a way that a baby ensues) the other day I got my period whilst being ON the pill.... then it all started to make sense.....

*Hating Everything and Everyone, and wanting to quit my job and work in Porn (wtf??!! who does that??)
*Having arguments at home about people using ridiculous amounts of toilet paper, and thinking about instigating seperate toilet paper rolls as a controlled experiment to see who uses more.
*Nagging about rinsing and putting dishes away. Constantly Nagging.
*Being crazily bloated and living off 2 nectarines a day in a vain attempt to be thin and hot
*Having horny dreams all week
*Sore Nipples

Am I Fucking Idiot or what?? ALLLL the signs were there.. I just didn't see them. Plus my PMS is like four times as strong i think, because I rarely allow my body the freedom to be a mental psycho bitch, Hence my Mental-Psycho-Bitch mood is really really really bad.

Here's hoping that my next bout of PMS doesnt creep up on me and I leave my job in a haze of office fire, tagging up Double Bay, and killing Mark for elbowing me in the back when i'm sleeping...

PMS can land a woman in dangerous predicaments.. namely un-employment and jail.

Fuck You Ovaries.

9 comments:

Leisa said...

another friend of mine does the same thing... every few months she goes a little strange and psycho.. then she gets her period... and we have our nice girl back.

OH! I have bleed once on the pill - I had skipped 1 month (To go to Queensland for a silverchair concert) (WHAT? ME? NEVER!!) and then was on the 2nd week of the next months round... about the Tuesday I got my period.. It was TERRIBLE. I then I bleed twice has hard and for an extra day.. now I have my period - month in and month out. (Plus, then I ALWAYS know I am not knocked up!)

surfercam said...

"PMS... oopsy."
Yeah, how many girls have tried that one before!

Sarah said...

Lol! Oops...

Was the ex-bf-meets-cement-block fantasy a product of PMS too, or does he still deserve it?

unc said...

Ahhhh...Rach...no one could tell the difference....learn to live with being a crankpatch....the rest of us has had to....

Unc.........Fountain of truth

Rach said...

the ex still definitely needs a cement block to the head, even if its just for making that dippy website.

Enny said...

I've started skipping every second month and have noticed I go twice as nutso...

(word verification zZITSvx)

Cazzie!!! said...

So I take it you will retract in writing what you wrote to the paper about the old laydee? LOL, just kidding.
Hope your body calms down soon.

Hellcat said...

You might have a kitty in the oven ...

earthkissed said...

Your lucky you got away with going that long skipping your period and not getting break through bleeding. Most women find if they skip more then one period in a row on the pill they will get break through bleeding. Or like Leisa, they can't even skip one without getting break through bleeding (although if you try a higher dose pill Leisa you might find it more successful - maybe you're on the 20mcg? you'll definately get breakthrough on that). Although I love your description of your mood and the consequences...