Thursday, January 18, 2007

Player Haters

response in the Mosman Daily:


Thanks Maxine the Boring, but i don't need your pity. Specially seen as how you clearly never went to Pizza Pizza and therefore have no right to pass judgement.

What's it like to be named after a household yoguslavian toilet cleaner? Maxine?

It's bushfire season at the moment Maxine, so if i were you, i'd take some precautions by having that gigantic stick up your ass removed.

9 comments:

kramstein said...

Maxine The Bore...

A typical Mosman Mum response.
Oh and the McDonalds at Cremorne, crap since rennovations people, Craaaaaaaaap.

Unc said...

Maybe you can look her up in phone book...find her address and send her all your take away food wrappers....just to prove you were not joking...hee..hee

Unc..Fountain of truth...

PS. Sorry for not being in contact recently...had to lay off work computor for relaxation purposes...spys are out there.

surfercam said...

I bet she's a stuckup bitch.
Must have absolutely nothing better to do.
Oh well, you now know her name and suburb so you can easily find her address and phone number.
Let the games begin!

Julia said...

Brilliant.

I like unc's idea. Don't let this one slip away.

Rach said...

Wade M
6 Thrupp St Neutral Bay 2089
(02) 9908 5403

she lives just around the corner from me.

i can hand deliver the take away containers, and bring my pliars to remove that blockage in her anus.

Unc said...

The bitch won't answer her phone....
I was going to do the Fast Food consumption survey...If you will just answer a few questions about our product..you will receive $50.00 voucher for (take away food joint you may wish to add here).


Unc Fountain of truth

Sarah said...

Lol! Probably kramstein is right, it kind of does scream "trophy housewife with a superiority complex and nothing useful to spend her time on".

Cazzie!!! said...

LOL, you tell her like it is :)

Anonymous said...

I used to live across the road from the Cremorne McDonalds. Dogs used to hang around there and then randomly disappear. McDonalds. or McDog-alds? You decide...