Friday, January 19, 2007

Famous

How hard is it really, to be become famous?? all you need is a hot body and some special skillz that seperate you from the rest of the wannabe's out there.

Last night my good friend Jo and I were comparing our sweet racks and skillz.

Racks. Apparently I have the better rack - it defies gravity. Wheres hers is still good mine are marginally better. Score: Rachel

Arses. Jo's arse is better than mine. Even though she says that's her 'problem' area.. i think she'd probably get thru to a semi-finals heat for Miss Arse Sydney. Score: Jo

The problem area for me is my wonky ear:

Which is just something i have learnt to deal with, even though it stopped me from becoming a professional supermodel.

So after much scientific groping and 'respects' to our hot-selves.. we thought - what are our skillz?

Playing Cyborgs, obviously.


That really was us in Terminator 2 - Judgement Day, playing those flying Cyborgs. Ask Anyone. Well if you're gonna ask anyone, Ask Rory.. he also goes by the name 'Batman' .. he'll vouch for us.

3 comments:

Unc said...

Ya' didn't get that wonky ear from our side.....I know ya didn't get the rack from our side either...sisses are both fried egg...must be a throw back or sumthin'....

Unc Fountain of truth

kate said...

i have a nice rack too. that far surpasses a nice ass.

Anonymous said...

That is one wonky ear. Lindsay Lohan doesn't have an ear like that, but then again, she has a wonky everything else.