Sunday, January 21, 2007

The Book of DJ Moses

And so, The Apostles were all chilling at Noah's Arc Bar, when "The Bethleham Boogie" started playing. Jesus was cutting up the rug... when out of nowhere Jebediah threw a lemon which smite Jesus' Robe.

Jesus got his security guards to throw out Jebediah, and the security guards told Jesus that if he was going to continue dancing to the hits of 'The Mary Immaculate Collection', that he would have to put his sandles back on.

God told Jebediah to stop throwing Lemons at his son, and that Jebediah was henceforth banned from Noah's Arc Bar.

The rest of the evening passed without incident, with everyone getting down to 'The Jesus Jive'

"Throw your hands in the air if you can turn water into wine"
"Throw your hands in the air if you can walk on water"
"Throw your hands in the air if you're the son of God"

Jesus partook in most of the Throwing of his Hands into the Air.

And so it shall be. God said, thou shalt not bring; lemons, nectarines, chicken wings, watermelons into any nightclubs from now on, for the throwing of such items, will result in a nasty stain upon ones robe.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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