Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Big Issues

Letter to The Mosman Daily.

I'm bringing reality to the people.

Not that anyone will get a chance to read it, as after learning that they published my stupid letter, i drove around looking for an issue to steal off my neighbours, couldn't find any, and ended up stealing a bundle of about 50 from a residential block of units.

At least now i'll have copies for the fridge, my wallet, the car, copies to send out in birthday cards, copies to flash around at restaurants "sorry we we're full" "what about NOW (flash copy)".

12 comments:

Julia said...

Love it!!! But now I'm hungry and craving anything called a chicken deluxe.

leis said...

there might be steak at the Mosman hotel - but no past food places.

i want some KFC now... NOW!

Hayley said...

Hi there, i found you through Steph. Love the article... you raise a good point!

I rang Pizza hut the other day for a delivery and they tell me all the pizza huts in my area are closed! WTF??? Par-don?! "Hang On" says the operator "there's one in doncaster east!" I say "That's great, but considering that's over an hour from me i think my pizza will be colder than it normally arrives from the old shop 3 streets away" My husband and i shed a tear for pizza hut that night...

Anyway... sorry about that :)

Rach said...

speaking of Pizza Hut... I am embarking on The Great Roadtrip to Coffs Harbour to go to a Pizza Hut restaurant..

all you can eat.

mmmmmm

hope its still open.

Cazzie!!! said...

LOL, you go girl, u is famous now :)

londongirl said...

That's the price of fame I'm afraid...

Anonymous said...

Way to go, Rach! Power to the peeps of Mosman.

But, you didn't even mention your fav Thai take-out place and the free food they gave you! I would have tho't you'd be missing that place even more.

Sorry to hear about the fast food famine over there!

Julia said...

Rach, I used to go to the Pizza Hut all you can eat on George St quite often. It was a 'phase' I was going through. But then you can only take seeing the kids stick their fat sausage fingers into the chocolate mousse and jelly so many times.

Leisa said...

There is a Pizza Hut all you can eat also at Warriewood, opposite the maccas.
actually your probably better off going to coffs rather then the northern beaches....!

Rach said...

good to know!

Coffs is a bit extreme.

But we can go see the Big Banana as well, and I'm told a big honeycomb is up there too somewhere.

redcap said...

But Kaf'ck isn't food! It's just stringy kind of ratty stuff dipped in batter and deep fried, then dipped in some more batter and deep fried again and... Oh, I feel ill.

Leis said...

mmm, deep fried ratty.. full of fat puss goodness...mmm...