Wednesday, October 25, 2006

M-M-M-M-My Colonic

(to the tune of My Sharona - The Knack)

Dooo doo de de doo de dooo dee dooo dooo dee dee dooo deee dooo dee

When you gonna ring me back? Ring me back? I really need to book in MY COLONIC

Oohh I need my colonic done. I need it done. When you gonna be back to book in MY COLONIC

Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty Ass. Always get it up for the touch of the anal lube. My my my i yi woo.

M M M My Colonic


Cazzie!!! said...

Hmmm, got a plug in your system hon ??

Rach said...

I just want to be fresh.

I read that the 'average' colon carries around 5kg of WASTE in it.

that is so disgustingly disturbing.

Unc said...

So...let me see if I have this right....You are waiting for a colonic appointment to come to fruition...mmmmmmmmmmmmm...I suppose that could warrant a song...isn't there an ennma thingy available in chemists or in extreme circumstances, in sex shops..
Unc..Fountain of truth