Friday, September 08, 2006

On a Night Like This

You know when you go out with with a guy, then you beg him to put on your Kylie Minogue Souvenier undies, so he does...

Then you beg him to allow you to take a photo as long as you never show another living soul.

Then he tries to destroy the evidence, and you tell him that you got rid of the photos ages ago in a cleaning spree...

But you lied.

I am a liar.

4 comments:

Steph said...

Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!
Oh fuck! That's GOLD!

Cazzie!!! said...

Ohhh la la....so he likes to crossdress? Spice in the relationship for sure :)
Oh, no need to point it out, but I think he needs some waxing, LOL.

Trundling Grunt said...

You are bad. Very bad. And he needs to attend to his bikini line a bit more diligently.

Fairmaiden327 said...

You are the fucking best! HA HA HA HA