Monday, September 25, 2006

The Mysteries of Magic Vag

Some women have Magic Vag, and you never know when it's going to hit. I know I used to, one minute you're sitting at home watching Dawson's Creek (yes this was many years ago) and the next, you've just shagged 2 guys in the space of 2 hours.

Hot to Trot.

Its a mystical thing - when Magic Vag strikes.

A good friend of mine had Super-Magic-Phantom-Vag the other week. Many Lovers, Good Times... All thanks to Magic Vag.

Some women have continuous Magic-Vag, how else can you explain a sexy guy wanting to go out with a fugmonster from hell for over 2 years??

I wish they made mini-SUPER-capes that I could strut around in, so the world would know when Magic-Vag was on the prowl.

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
Ma-a-gic Vag, Vag, Vag, Vag.
Ma-a-gic Vag.

I think it also helps having a brazillian.

The ultimate Magic-Vag story revolves around a girl who must have the gates to fucking heaven up there - as her 'lover' brought her a very fancy Tiffany's Diamond Ring...for no reason! Magic-Vag-to-the-Max

Word Up Sister.

1 comment:

Tom Gaylord said...

lol you're a loon