Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The "I Aint Got No Kid" song

More people I know are having kids.. childbirth scares the hell out of me... and this inspires me to sing a song.

I aint got no kid
Cos my uterus is running down my leg.

I aint got no kid
Cos I got blood seeping out of my vag.

I aint got no kid
My uterus lining just wants to be free.

I aint got no kid
I got my rags, that makes me happy.

7 comments:

leisa said...

great song...
:)

markram said...

There isn't enough Uterus's mentioned in songs these days, well done!!!

Suburban Hen said...

yay!

Los said...

That song brought a tear to my eye.

Cazzie!!! said...

You must publish this song with an artist..I was thinking Brittany Spears..but she just had her 2nd kid cut out of her again..ewwww!!!
Can't sing that song for myself..mine is more like...
"Yayyy, no more periods,
Coz they took away my uterus last year,
My child bearing days are over,
I'm gunna go drink another Millers Beer...."

Ha!!

John Surname said...

great website. good luck on not having kids. I don't want any either!

Julia said...

Down with having kids!