Thursday, September 28, 2006

Disgusting Mythbusters

Everyone knows the show 'mythbusters' - well I want to see them cracking myths that matter. Disgusting shit. What do I care if you can burn a boat with a mirror?? I want the following tested out:

PERIOD LEAKAGE - the myth they tell us girls, is that you only seep out a couple of teaspoons worth.. pffffffft.. yeah right, clearly a man came up with that theory, it feels like a litre. I think this should be tested by a chick with her rags sitting on a bucket for a week and measuring the amount exactly.

JIZZED TO THE ROOF - I have heard the phrase "jizzed to the roof" many times, is it possible though? I reckon if you had about 200 guys jizz on you, and layed really still you might stick to the ground? wheather or not you would stick there when upside down is another story... a myth that defintiely needs rectifying.

PROTEIN FACIAL - they say, that sperm is really good for the face because it is full of protein and living entities. Men just say that so they can feel like pornstars when they come all over your tits. This theory needs proof, 4 girls, all different ages, getting jizzed on everynight for a week. If this works, bye bye Olay Regenerist, I've got my own sack of nightcreme with a lifetime supply sleeping in the bed next to me.

7 comments:

Unc said...

Unc say's...this is just filth..dirty dirty girl...BUT..In my day I could easily jizz and hit a low ceiling....and I have tested face jizz over several years now and it seems to do wonders for the aging process.

Anonymous said...

your verse on protein is a fine piece of literature...so very sweet.seriously.

Cazzie!!! said...

OMG, you ake me laugh so hard...I neeed that after my 2.5 hr drive from Rye to home in Melbourne with 4 screaming kids in the back..grrr..help..I need valium..NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the leakage volume is a conspiracy - all the books and stuff are like 'Oh, it will feel like lots, but it's just a few tablespoons, no really'... BULLSH!T.

I think they just say it to make the kids feel better to scare them outta hysterectomy's so there's enough babies to keep the world alive...

Steph said...

So you gonna volunteer for all those tests?
If so, can you film it and send me a copy? Kthanxbye.

Cazzie!!! said...

Right you are enny...and after having had 4 kids under the age of 6yrs I had had enough of the "leakage"..continual at that...so the big "H" swear word operation happened, and I almost died from the post op infection! Can't say I miss the periods though, it is the only bonus for having had the op. The healing after the infection is still taking place I have to say.
My advice, have kids when you are ready, and bloody well enjoy your life as long as you can bare it. Kidds just ain't for the Christmas period (Ha! Choice word there!) and the baby bonus don't last their lifetime (crap idea to have kids because of the bonus!..I didn't)

Anonymous said...

gross,cazzie.