Thursday, August 10, 2006

PUSSY! PUSSY!

Today I was giving a casting to a cantakerous, deaf, old man.

One of the lines I had to tell him was 'Pussy'.

There is nothing worse than telling an old deaf guy his line is a derogatory term for vag.

ME: So then you say Pussy and storm off.
OLD GUY: say what?
ME: Pussy
OLD GUY: tutti???
ME: PUSSY
OLD GUY: Can you spell it??
ME: PUSSY! PUSSY! P-U-S-S-Y. PUSSY!

get a hearing aid old man!

4 comments:

Los said...

Are you sure he was deaf? Maybe he wanted to hear you scream that word.

Steel & Sapphire said...

So much pussy for one old man. I'm sure he didn't know what to do with it all

rackorf said...

should have used CUNT

Anonymous said...

Once I had a regular customer whilst working in a music store and he was deaf.The funny thing was,is that his name was Mr.Beaver.I kid you not.So when he used to come in the shop,I would yell,OH!GOODMORNING MISTER BEAVER!And all the customers would slightly snigger.
His parents spared him no mercy on his christian name either as the named him was Wiley.Wiley Beaver.Sounds good to me.Make mine a double wiley beaver burger.